But It’s Early!

August 29, 2006

overheard at 08:10

“Hey, we’re state employees.  These 8:00 meetings are pretty difficult.  You’re lucky we’re only 10 minutes late.”

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Damn Technology

August 28, 2006

“I’m sorry, but I just can’t figure out how to turn off my computer.”


One of Many

August 25, 2006

“SQL is but one of many things for which I would be considered clueless.”


Parental Productivity

August 24, 2006

“I’m leaving the office early in the afternoon so I can supervise my daughter while she mows the lawn.”


Careers

August 24, 2006

“Sometimes I just wish I was a greeter at Wal Mart.”


Now That’s a Party

August 17, 2006

“Let’s just get a mess of spring rolls and go crazy!”


Paperwork Technicalities

August 16, 2006

“If I were you I’d be straightforward and let them know that the car you are taking your driver’s license exam with doesn’t have a current registration, but tell them I am taking care of getting it registered.”