Because Children Can’t Plug in the TV

September 11, 2006

“I forgot to unplug the TV, so you’re on your honor to do your homework when you get home.”


A Powerful OS

September 8, 2006

“Um, does unix have a recycle bin for deleted files?”


Fantasies

August 30, 2006

“I really don’t know how to design the solution because I don’t know the technology.  I have fantasies about how it should work, but I really don’t know.”


Damn Technology

August 28, 2006

“I’m sorry, but I just can’t figure out how to turn off my computer.”


One of Many

August 25, 2006

“SQL is but one of many things for which I would be considered clueless.”


Paperwork Technicalities

August 16, 2006

“If I were you I’d be straightforward and let them know that the car you are taking your driver’s license exam with doesn’t have a current registration, but tell them I am taking care of getting it registered.”


None of the Above, Please?

August 9, 2006

“So, do you want the bad news, or the news that was good until I messed things up?”