Men With Giant…

August 31, 2006

“Ugh I hate having to ask for help from men with giant egos.”


Fantasies

August 30, 2006

“I really don’t know how to design the solution because I don’t know the technology.  I have fantasies about how it should work, but I really don’t know.”


A Clear Understanding of Infrastructure

August 29, 2006

“My router goes through my Qwest phone line.”


But It’s Early!

August 29, 2006

overheard at 08:10

“Hey, we’re state employees.  These 8:00 meetings are pretty difficult.  You’re lucky we’re only 10 minutes late.”


Damn Technology

August 28, 2006

“I’m sorry, but I just can’t figure out how to turn off my computer.”


One of Many

August 25, 2006

“SQL is but one of many things for which I would be considered clueless.”


Parental Productivity

August 24, 2006

“I’m leaving the office early in the afternoon so I can supervise my daughter while she mows the lawn.”