July 25, 2006

“Go ahead and right click, I mean left click.  Twice.  I guess that’s a double left click.  So that’s a normal double click then isn’t it?”


It Goes Without Saying

July 18, 2006

“I’ll take a martial artist over a boxer any day!”

Just Write That Too

July 14, 2006

“Usually spell checkers have some sort of grammar checking, so I was thinking since you got the spell check working could you just put grammar checking in too?  Is that a big deal?”

Highly Secure

July 13, 2006

“You need to choose a secure password”  pause “No, you can’t use any capital letters, they have to be all lower case”

Working for the Weekend

July 7, 2006

Background: several co-workers are being mandated to work this weekend.

Me: “It’s Friday.”
Co-worker: “Yep… only two more work days until Monday!”

Setup for Destruction

July 5, 2006

“”Maybe I shouldn’t have given my teenagers a bunch of fireworks to throw at each other.”