“Go ahead and right click, I mean left click. Twice. I guess that’s a double left click. So that’s a normal double click then isn’t it?”
“I’ll take a martial artist over a boxer any day!”
“Usually spell checkers have some sort of grammar checking, so I was thinking since you got the spell check working could you just put grammar checking in too? Is that a big deal?”
“You need to choose a secure password” pause “No, you can’t use any capital letters, they have to be all lower case”
Background: several co-workers are being mandated to work this weekend.
Me: “It’s Friday.”
Co-worker: “Yep… only two more work days until Monday!”
“”Maybe I shouldn’t have given my teenagers a bunch of fireworks to throw at each other.”