Hoping this was a personal phone call

June 29, 2006

on the phone

“But you HAVE to tell her that our snake is worth $100!”


Grasping Technology

June 28, 2006

“Hi, I just wanted to call to tell you I just sent you an email.”


June 27, 2006

“Are we talking about puberty?  You caught my attention.”

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Enjoy the Air Conditioning

June 26, 2006

“I would never know what temperature it is outside since I’m so bad at my job I’m here all hours of the day.”

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Fiscal Confusion

June 26, 2006

on the phone:
“I’m sure the fiscal year is important to your business, but I’m really having problems because I just don’t understand it.”
“Yes, you’re right.  It would be easier for me to help you as our customer if I understood the business.”

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Are You Sure?

June 23, 2006

“If the carabiner fails I would die, and most people don’t want that.”

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Help Me Save My Face

June 22, 2006

“Before you set up any more meetings that are going to make me look bad, can we get together and talk first?”

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