Wouldn’t the Wind Affect Everyone?

May 31, 2006

Discussing his daughter's results in javelin:
"She threw… poorly. Everyone did. They had to throw into the wind and that's why [daughter's name] didn't do well."

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Hypothetically, Of Course…

May 31, 2006

“So let’s say you got groped by a doctor.  Doctors aren’t supposed to do that.”

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Whatever I Do, I Won’t Learn How

May 31, 2006

“I might hang up on you on accident; I can’t figure out how to properly put people on hold.  I’ve hung up on three people already today.”

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Not Sure Why I’m Not Working

May 30, 2006

“I’ve got an account, I’ve got a password, I’ve got access.  I’m not sure why I’m not doing work.”

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Now Say it Ten Times Fast

May 30, 2006

“Even though we’re updating the date we’re not going to update the update date.”


Happy Weekend

May 26, 2006

“Is your husband or boyfriend or whatever, is he ok with you working on the weekend?”
pause
“Well I would just explain to him that he should be happy you have a job.”

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What good are you?

May 26, 2006

“I can’t tell you how to dial your phone.”

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